Mistaken Identity
By John Harris

You may recall that the cafeteria was open every morning before school started. One morning during my junior year my steady girl friend got into the cafeteria without me. I knew she wearing all black that day. When I came into the cafeteria, I spotted her in her black outfit already seated at a table. I sat down behind her, reached around her with both arms and was just about to bite her ear when she turned her head. Oh my gosh - I m sure we were both thinking "who are you?". My girl friend was sitting about two rows over along with all our friends.
This seemed to be a very funny incident to them. It was such a shock to me that to this day, I dont know who that girl was.

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